The Football post...

WTH IS WRONG WITH THE STUPID IDIOTS IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL....RYAN GIGGS FOR EPL PLAYER OF THE YEAR?!?!?!?...ARE THEY RETARDED?...HE STARTS 12 GAMES ALL SEASON AND SCORES 1 GOAL....HE'S 35 YEARS OLD...OLD ENOUGH TO BE THE FATHER OF MAN UTD TEAM-MATE MACHEDA...SERIOUSLY LA...CAN THEY STOP BEING SO BIASED....of the 6 nominated players for EPL Player of the Year...5 is from Man Utd...which is very unfair considering alot of players done better than them this season....and 1 from Liverpool....lucky got Gerrard inside...

PFA's EPL team of the season...
Goalkeeper : Edwin Van der Sar (Manchester United)
Right-back : Glen Johnson (Portsmouth)
Centre-backs : Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United) , Nemanja Vidic (Manchester United)
Left-back : Patrice Evra (Manchester United)
Right-Midfielder : Ashley Young (Aston Villa)
Central Midfielders : Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) , Ryan Giggs (Manchester United)
Left-Midfielder : Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)
Strikers : Nicolas Anelka (Chelsea) , Fernando Torres (Liverpool)

Dev's EPL team of the season...
Goalkeeper : Edwin Van der Sar (Manchester United)
Right-back : Jose Bosingwa (Chelsea)
Centre-backs : Nemanja Vidic (Manchester United) , Jamie Carragher (Liverpool)
Left-back : Jolean Lescott (Everton)
Right-midfielder : Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)
Central-midfielders : Luka Modric (Tottenham Hotspurs) , Xabi Alonso (Liverpool)
Left-midfielder : Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)
Strikers : Fernando Torres (Liverpool) , Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)

PFA's EPL player of the season : Ryan Giggs (Manchester United)

Dev's EPL player of the season : Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)

PFA's Young player of the season : Ashley Young (Aston Villa)

Dev's Young player of the season : Theo Walcott (Arsenal)

MALAYsia's Language capabilities are gradually decreasing...

owhkay..so was waiting for my dad to pick me up after tuition.....and there was this malay family sitting at the mamak shop...(table right beside where im standing)..
this couple with their two young kids..one is a baby while another looks like 6/7.....so they are all laughing and talking....in malay right....and suddenly the father decides to speak English...he says to the 6/7 year old kid...
"Go and a wash your hands.."....he keeps repeating it...
"go and a wash your hands..."
"go and a wash your hands.."...okay dude....there is no "a" in that bloody sentence...

then his next sentence....im guessing he feels he wants to set himself apart from everyone else with bombastic english.....this is what he says to his daughter...

"You want me to say how many multiples?"....WTF.....i mean seriously....What the F....
he repeated it again.....thinking he what he just said was great....

it should be : "How many times do you want me to say it?"
for Malaysia...this also can...:"You want me to say how many times?"

but...noooooo...this genius thought that times in that phrase means multiple.....
its like saying in BM..:Berapa kali....which becomes...Berapa darab....

haiz......addmaths replacement class was close to empty...thus making it so bloody cold....none of my male friends came....lazy buggers.....so ended up sitting with 2 girls who are potentially both of my friend's girlfriends....haha...i might end up getting killed for typing this by either one the chicks or 1 of the guys....or all 4 of em...

came back home.....studied abit...and now typing this...TADAAA...

Sejarah Malaysia : Dato Bahaman

Today on Historically Awkward....
Read this....

Dato' Bahaman
Nama sebenar Dato' Bahaman adalah Abdul Rahman.(Is not related to any of the Baha Men,T.A.R or A.R.Rahman..) Ayahnya bernama Tuanku Imam Nuh berasal dari Bangkinang. Ibunya adalah Rokiah Abdul Rahman, anak Tok Setia Perkasa Semantan yang berketururnan Bugis dari Sulawesi Selatan. Beliau juga lebih dikenali sebagai Seman adalah seorang yang pandai bersilat dan juga mempunyai ilmu kebal(YA...my foot also kebal..) . Kelebihan yang dimilikinya ini menyebabkan beliau digelar sebagai 'Seman Tahan' oleh penduduk di sekitar kawasan itu(AHHAHAHA....SEMEN TAHAN...). Nama 'Seman Tahan' semakin hari semakin masyur di kalangan penduduk di sepanjang sungai yang tidak bernama ketika itu sehinggakan sungai itu diberi nama Sungai Seman Tahan dan seterusnya menjadi tempat persinggahan British.(hahaha..the Brits called it..Semen Hold River)


Sebenarnya ketegangan di antara Dato' Bahaman dengan pihak British telah bermula sejak tahun 1890 lagi tetapi ketegangan itu memuncak pada tahun 1891.(wah...so long meh the guy tegang..) Ketegangan itu bermula pada bulan Disember 1890 bilamana Dato' Bahaman dikatakan telah marah dan mengata-ngata E.A Wise (Pegawai Jajahan Temerloh) kerana E.A Wise hendak mendirikan sebuah balai polis di Lubuk Terua iaitu satu tempat yang termasuk dalam kawasan Dato' Bahaman , tanpa terlebih dahulu berunding dengannya .(Damn gay wei...he tegang when he angry with another guy..) Apabila Hugh Clifford ( Pemangku Residen British Pahang ketika itu ) mengetahui hal tersebut , beliau telah menasihatkan Sultan dan baginda kemudiannya memanggil Dato' Bahaman supaya pergi ke Pekan agar perkara itu dapat disiasat .(I think got damn good doctor in Pekan...good for tegang problems...hehe) Oleh kerana Dato' Bahaman enggan ke Pekan , Sultan telah mengeluarkan surat perintah yang melucutkan pangkat dan tarafnya sebagai Orang Kaya Semantan .(He got fired for having a hard on?Where is the justice!!!lol..)



Tindakan melucutkan pangkat dan taraf itu menyakitkan hati Dato' Bahaman(good job Sultan..he now has a erectile problem AND a heart problem..) .

Youtube users...

I was checking out youtube....then watched couple of Justin Timberlake's beatboxing videos....check out the comments...lol...dam sarcastic lol....




The susan boyle craze goin on youtube right now....zzz
Read huntergatherers comment....lol...thats just evil....he called her a battleaxe....:P



Foo Fighters - Stairway to heaven (led zeppelin cover)
Its supposed to be a comedic cover...but it actually sounded really nice....
Stairway to Heaven....Love that song...

Agent X....funny comic...

hahahaha....funny....:P

Clan Business....

owhkay...so recently there has been alot of organisational changes going on in my clan(Patriot's Warfare / P'sW)....the clan leader Tec has decided to quit....i think majority of the WE clan which joined us have left as well...so major re-shuffling has gone on....clanmate Hawk6 has been given a probationary period as clan leader....he is suppose to make sure there are at least 20 active members at the end of the probation period....

I have already mentioned Im thinking bout leaving the clan....if i stay,I will be made into a high ranking member.......if I leave....well...that depends on my contacts in other clans....currently using the IGN : Dev ,and also, Deadpool.....

In other news 4-4 at Anfield..,Liverpool's defence screwed up against Arsenel....exactly 4 times...because Liverpool controlled that game..yet the Arses manage to score 4 goals...all coming from Liverpool mistakes..LFC had 14 shots on target....and guess what...ARSES only had 4 shots on target....LFC had 12 corners...Arse had 0....

HAIZ....

Downloaded Flo Rida and Akon's latest album....R.O.O.T.S and Freedom....
Some of the songs are not bad...

will write about this later...TUITION...WEEE...

Project E.A.R - Marabahaya

Music Video ( Youtube )

Addicted to this song at the moment...

its originally by Pop Shuvit ,it was made for the Malaysia's version of Fast and Furious....i cant even remember the name...didnt watch it....and no intention of watching it....ANYWAY,its a rap/rock song....love the background music(violin...i think...not sure...)

Well , this is a remixed version done by a band project which debuted at the MTV Asia Awards 2008 with this song...Project E.A.R which stands for East Asian Revolution....the bands involved are...


Pop Shuvit ( Malaysia )



SilkSounds ( Thailand )



Saint Loco ( Indonesia )



Ahli Fiqir ( Singapore )



Thaitanium ( Thailand )



Slapshock ( Phillipines )

The Cast of Origins : Wolverine

The casting was perfect....every character was potrayed exactly like in the comics/cartoons...





-Wade aka Deadpool ( Ryan Reynolds )
=he suits the role exactly....just like in the comics...Deadpool is a mercenary with a mouth that cant be shut...he is damn funny but he also happens to be one of the strongest in the Marvel Universe....he is neutral(mercenary..duh...go where the cash is)..

Ability :
>Regenerative healing factor
>Superhuman strength,stamina, agility,reflexes
>Expert marksman,swordsman,martial artist
>Teleportation,
>"Comic awareness"(he knows he's in a comic..ROFL)
>Telepathic immunity
>"Cursed with life" (Immortality) by Thanos






-Victor Creed aka Sabertooth ( Liev Schreiber )
=Whats more to say....he didnt act like he was violent....he is violent....

Ability :
>Regenerative healing factor
>Superhuman senses,strength,stamina,agility,reflexes
>Resistance to telepathic assault and control
>Retractable claws
>Fangs





-Barnell Bohusk aka Beak ( Dominic Monaghan )
=the hobbit from LOST is doing well....good roles,international recognition with LOTR,plotline character in LOST and hes got a hot girlfriend ( Evangeline Lily from LOST )

Ability :
>Ability to control Mechanical/Electronical objects






-David North aka Agent Zero/Maverick ( Daniel Henney )
=this guy is unusually good at playing cocky...or maybe he is just plain cocky...(im currently being called that in 4 different languages )...In the comics,he is actually known as Maverick...

Ability :
>Expert marksman
>Ability to absorb kinetic energy
>Force blasts
>Accelerated healing factor
>No discernible scent
>Anti-healing factor corrosive



-John Wraith aka Kestrel ( Will.I.Am )
=Black Eyed Peas member,Will.I.Am making his acting debut..i think...he was okay....i mean not many lines...so cant really say much,...

Ability :
>Teleportation
>Slowed aging




-Fred Dukes aka The Blob ( Kevin Durand )
=he plays dumb well...lol....in the start he is huge and muscular....years later,he is full fat..tahts when he gets called Blob and gets angry..(Wolverine actually called him Bub...)

Ability :
>Superhuman strength,endurance,durability and resilience
>Personal gravity field

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I present...
Deadpool...









this is....Maverick...

Chocolates...weeee....Me Love Chocolates....GET IN MA BELLY.....



the picture speaks for itself....



Kerja Amal....Vacumming the upstairs hall fan...Sweaty wei...



Dead Rat in the parking lot of St.Micheals (Ipoh School)..Harveen,my condolences...hehe




Diseased Dead Cat on my front porch...found another one the next week lying bloated with flies around it on one of the parking spaces in front of my house...Damn cats...



Hmmm...Just noticed a couple of things.....
-There is a guitar nearly everywhere in my house....
-My eldest brother(Jay) mainly buys for me = Technology/Gaming...
My 2nd brother(Jvan) mainly buys for me = Food and Drinks...
Ofcourse both also got buy food and game stuff...but i mean MAINLY...

in other news....Liverpool still has a chance of going through...considering Chelsea captain and defensive leader is suspended for the return match at Stamford Bridge....
and also Monster Masch has completed his 1-game suspension....now lets see how the Chelsea players gonna get into Liverpool's half...

some of the Silverchair songs not bad....

Black eyed peas new song - Boom Boom po kow....or whatever the hell it is...is quite nice after listening to it for 10 times in a row....(was playing PES09..left it playing on the phone...)....at 1st it sounded like something from Kanye West....especially the voice synthesizer part.....then after that....familiar background music(Timbaland)....then abit of old BEP rythm......song is more towards Hip-Hop fans,Techno fans,Clubbers......

there is a remixed version of Katy Perry's Hot and Cold...its a techno remix with a rap interval.....its kinda sucky considering how their rap doesnt gel with the bloody screwed up abomination of a melody...i mean...the techno music.....

Evil is in the eye of the Beholder..or just in Negative

feel eerie when i look at the eyes...



Saw the leaked version of Origins : Wolverine ......LOVED IT......



This looks like the Ultra-Violet Bullet from Underworld...RITE??



Bored?Yes....Need Money?Yes...uNFINISHED pOST..?...YES....

Sports day

Hate going to school on Saturday mornings...went anyway...it was damn hot...damn sun was bright( Somebody was happy..:p )
Anyway,the marching was funny...the themes..
Blue house =
-Transformers
-Transformers Sound Effects
-Robot Dance
Green House =
-Sad nunchucks performance(sorry,Lim but its the truth..but got balls la to perform in public)
-Malay song
-Confetti blasters
Red house =
-Ultraman (short fat F1 kid,they trying to use the cute angle to win)
-Ultraman Taro song(JF keeps playing it in his phone)
-Bribing judges with food..
Orange house =
-Tiger
-Witch
-Baju Kebaya(pick a theme la..how does tiger,witch and a baju kebaya fit together..)
-bribery also..
Yellow house =
-Pregnant Male Bee with Broken Wings who danced abit,.(looks like a rape case)
-They didnt have a flag..Ruben(yellow house) said they lost before even performing..hahaha


Wanted to go cc but decided to go back home...

Still no internet...sad..:'(..phone still online*wink*..:p

Bad News

Modem spoilt..dammit...

April fools day

It was better than i expected,i got pranked at 12 am by a number of people..forgot it was 1st april and was dead tired due to debate..( 3rd place )
Upon arrival to the chem lab..(1st class is chem)..they tried pranking me but failed miserably..hehe..i began my april fool spree right before recess...ownage...muhahaha..
Overall,okay day...:p..