The Assignment

 The title of this post sounds cool but trust me....its AWESOME....

English Assignment throughout the 2nd Semester and possibly the 3rd Semester as well...
Create a blog with a theme of your choice...so tadaaa..

D-eview

The theme that I chose for the blog is "Entertainment Review"

so everytime I post up something there,I'l mention it here so you can go check that out...=)

Lets put a SMILE on that FACE

The Blind Side

The term “Blind Side” is defined as to tackle, hit, or attack (an opponent) from the blind side. In relation to the film the term “blind side” is exemplified such as this statement, the quarterback was blindsided and had the ball knocked out of his hand. The Blind Side is a classic example of a rags-to-riches story. I believe The title of “The Blind Side” isn’t strictly about the game. It’s about the way the world might have ignored the lead character, Michael Oher’s talents. And it’s about the colorblind determination of the Tuohy family to cross the racial and economic barriers to reach him, not to mention his own willingness to accept and adapt a world that is rather alien to him. I believe that is the true meaning of the title of the movie, “The Blind Side”.

                If you die trying for something important, then you have both honour and courage, and that’s pretty good. This statement sparks various images of morally correct images in my mind and the most distinct image that I see is also the most recent act of courage that has piqued my interest. This act of courage I wish to enlighten you about happened on the Freedom Flotilla. The Israeli–Palestinian conflict is the ongoing conflict between Israelis and Palestinians. It forms part of the wider, and generally earlier, Arab–Israeli conflict. The remaining key issues are: mutual recognition, borders, security, water rights, control of Jerusalem, Israeli settlements, Palestinian freedom of movement and legalities concerning refugees. The violence resulting from the conflict has prompted international actions, as well as other security and human rights concerns within both and between the countries.

The Gaza flotilla raid was a military action by Israel against six ships of the Gaza Freedom Flotilla on May 31, 2010. The flotilla, organized by the Free Gaza Movement and the Turkish Foundation for Human Rights and Freedoms and Humanitarian Relief (IHH), was carrying humanitarian aid, medical supplies and construction materials, intent on breaking Israel's blockade of the Gaza Strip. Five of the ships were apprehended without loss of life but the passengers did have severe injuries. On the MV Mavi Marmara, clashes broke out after activists resisted the Israeli forces. Nine activists were killed, while dozens of activists and seven Israeli commandos were wounded. I admire these activists because they fought for others who were not receiving the rights they deserved. These individuals had the right to turn a blind eye towards the injustice and the sadness that plagued the victims of the Israeli-Palestine conflict. These individuals were willing to sacrifice money, time and most importantly, themselves for a righteous cause such as this. It is sad to see such great individuals perish, for the world needs much more that are willing to do the things these unsung heroes have done. Due to the deaths of these great individuals, the world has started to take a greater interest into the Israeli-Palestine conflict. Now, the victims of the conflict have a higher chance of receiving the rights and peace they should have been having throughout the conflict. These activists wanted to bring humanitarian aid, medical supplies and construction material to help the victims of the conflict but instead were able to help them further by attracting global attention to the plight of the Israeli-Palestine conflict and by doing so, allowed the victims to gain further support in the fight for their rights.

I take this issue rather personally as some of those activists who died in the flotilla raid are acquaintances of a close friend of mine. I also relate to it because I truly admire the courage and determination shown by these perished heroes and I wish to develop that same kind of courage, determination and honour to further improve myself. I try my best to exemplify these selfless individuals with the means available to me. After that incident, I began donating and participating in events that aid human rights and various other causes that intends to improve the quality of life. Based on the reasons stated, I greatly admire individuals who die trying for something important as they do not intend to earn fame but instead for another individual’s happiness. That is true courage

They say anything is possible and life is just another obstacle,well show me the Manual and the man responsible

Lets start off with a quote..

 

Albert Einstein - Compared to him you are a shaved monkey

 Albert Einstein says..

"We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books . It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God. We see a universe marvelously arranges and obeying certain laws, but only dimly understand these laws. Our limited minds cannot grasp the mysterious force that moves the constellations."


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What do you do if you are too lazy to blog something new?

well,you rip a post of someone else's blog of course..



This is something that was ripped off Afizan's blog and re-edited with pictures and less words...



Dear Girls (from us guys)... 

A hypochondriac is someone who suffers from extreme depression of mind that is based on imaginary physical ailment.

Don't talk about your ex-boyfriends. 
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.
When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous. 
You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust. 

Imagine the Pink Shirt Dude is the Boyfriend

We don't care if you talk to other guys. 
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

I may not have a lemon slice for my drink but I know

Don't allow guys to flirt with you when we're not around. 
We'll find out. Trust me. 
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed. 
Not with the guy but you...
  

 

This was written with semi-inspiration and complete boredome

All the countries that are known for their prominence in the social field as well as the economic field are nations that have free media.  It is only through the absence of boundaries can we truly obtain the gratification we desire.

Aview shared by many countries

We have freedom of speech....but no freedom after speech

If we really want to dispose of corruption and its kin , then the most effective way (in theory) would be allowing freedom of media to expose and allow creativity to uphold the virtues that we should have had a long time ago, I mean considering we are a "so-called" modern, progressing nation . Unless, of course, there is the absence of political will to leave the existing comfort zone of corruption and decay.Nonetheless, it is the mental capacity of the society that is able to affect the progression of our generation.


Seriousness aside I guess its time for a funny.....

The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, The CEO of Miller gets a Miller, The head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a soda.

"Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks.

"Nah," Guinness relies, If you guys aren't having a beer, then neither will I..

Did someone say "Politically Incorrect" ?

PART 2

Its not exactly fun growing up now is it?...

no,I lied...its bloody fun...=D

Summer Jobs 1

Summer Jobs 2

Summer Jobs 3

Summer Jobs 3 (What happened during the job)

Sometimes,not everything is not fake..=P

Exactly why you gotta wait till the end to get the whole story...

Poncho,would you be my Pinata?

Target Audience : Zombies

Arribbbaaaaa

Snowmen Penthouse

A Good Husband isn't always a Good Father..

That reminds me....I've got a presentation about gays tomorrow...

This is Safety Messages at its best...

Reality Rather Than Romance Should Be The Prime Factor In Choosing A Life Partner

I am sleepy as fuck....

I hate assignments that are due on the very next day it is given.This is an example of one of these crappy ass assignments...especially when I ain't exactly feeling too good.Oh bloody hell,now I've gotta write a critical thinking report as well as create some accounting documents.

This is the one I did for English about 5 minutes ago,while listening to Tempest and Hold Your Colour by Pendulum.Ironic topic but hell,I ain't complaining as long as the bloody thesis statement and organizational pattern of the essay is correct.Another reason why I love free articles,You are not constricted to a certain format and this allows your creativity to unleash itself like a bloody lion in heat.( The sentence I just wrote is a clear example that I am sleepy as hell.)

A Dose of Fake Reality

 Reality Rather Than Romance Should Be The Prime Factor In Choosing A Life Partner

                Since the dawn of time, mankind has always made important decisions that are heavily influenced by emotions. One of these important decisions would be choosing a life partner. Some would say that we should choose our life partner based on personal advantage rather than the way we feel. I believe that romance or the way we feel should be the primary factor and reality or personal advantage should be the secondary factor in choosing a life partner.

            Love is a virtue representing all human kindness, compassion and affection. To ignore it would be blasphemous, especially in decisions related to relationships. It has been known in previous cases of various origins that love affects an individual’s determination in an extremely positive manner. For instance, a couple is studying in college and at the end of the year, the girl would be furthering her studies abroad as she has received a scholarship. This is indeed a dilemma as the idea of long-distance relationships has not exactly been widely successful but because of this unfortunate event, the boy will now be determined to work harder in his studies in order for him to receive the opportunity to further his studies abroad in the same country his girlfriend will be studying in. The love the boy has for the girl is so strong that he wishes to continue being with her and thus, he decides to improve himself in order for him to be with her. Some people require a psychological nudge to achieve their full potential and usually it is the love and emotions they have for another which allows them to obtain this determination which is required to be successful in their endeavors. This is indeed a very positive influence in our lives as love allows us to become better people and this further proves why we should allow romance to be the primary factor instead of reality.

            The foundation of a relationship must be based on trust, intimacy and love for it to last. To lack one of these factors would be disastrous to the lifespan of the relationship. If one was to choose realistic factors such as social status and financial status instead of trust, intimacy and love, then the relationship will surely fail. It would be naïve to believe that one who chooses a life partner based on financial and social status would receive the same level of happiness and peace of mind compared to one who chooses a life partner based on intimate feelings. A wealthy and beautiful life partner obviously has aesthetic value but it is a proven fact that it does not provide the happiness required for one to be complete and achieve the peace of mind required for one to lead a stress-free life. This is but another reason why romance should be the primary factor and not reality.

            Those who say that reality should be the primary factor in choosing a life partner instead of romance are usually pointing out the fact that choosing a life partner based on social and financial status would grant better social and financial security. This is a foolish concept as social and financial security is not necessarily guaranteed should you ignore romance in choosing a life partner. Mankind would never improve if no risks were taken and in respect to the topic of relationships, the risk is very small and can be considered as safe as the security that is said to be offered by choosing a life partner based on reality.

            The reasons stated in this article are very much in support of romance being the primary factor in a relationship and it is backed by psychological theories and facts that have been obtained from various sources and researches across the world. Lastly, I would like to reiterate my stand on this topic which is, romance should always be the prime factor in choosing a life partner instead of reality.

The Guy Ritchie Post

Guy Ritchie is without a doubt my favorite director...I mean,look at these 4 movies and if you haven't watched them....WATCH THEM....

1. Sherlock Holmes (2009) 
2. Rock n Rolla (2008) 
3. Snatch. (2000)
4. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
    

 Most of movies tend to have multiple story lines ongoing at the same time, which would eventually coincide with each other.The location is usually the slums of London and revolves around British Mobsters. What sets his movies apart from the rest is the way humour,intelligence and character relation is formed...and it is just genius...(the bloody good acting by the cast members helps too..)

Movie Quotes

"There's no school like the old school, and I'm the fucking headmaster"
- Lenny (Rock N Rolla )

"If a slap don't work, you cut 'em or you pay 'em, but you keep your receipts, cos this ain't the Mafia"
- Archie ( Rock N Rolla )

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!"
 - Tom (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting."
 - Bacon (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else."
- Bacon (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"How terrible is wisdom, when it brings no profit to the wise."
 - Lord Coward ( Sherlock Holmes )

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
- Bullet Tooth Tony ( Snatch )

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
-Brick Top ( Snatch )

Don't ask me why I am writing this...its just that I saw Rock n Rolla and had nothing to blog about...so there ya go...

My mind,be it idle or occupied is still the devil's workshop...

EID MUBARAK

Ladies and gentlemen,its that time of the week again....

Fairly Interesting Screenshots 
 p.s Before you read the youtube comments : I am not a Muslim,I believe in equality...I believe in a superior being (commonly defined as god) but I do not put much of trust in religion though...

oh and my youtube user name is " Devberzerker56 " ...and yes,I know berzerker is spelt berserker...its just that I've got skillz that killz yo,its shiznit yo..for sho shizle ma nizzle...( im bad at this...)

I decided to comment on the "Four Lions" trailer because I began to get annoyed by the constant comments by ignorant individuals that fail to understand anything beyond 9/11 and what the paper feeds them.

Then,there was this one dude who decided to reply to my comment.

So I decided to enlighten this religionist dumbass about life.

He became even more delusional and then my reply is above his comment.

Some guys who decided to reply to that dude who was calling me an idiot.

Another reply from someone else to that dude who asked me to fuck off.

7 people = World Record...Is it just me or is 7 people just "TOO" many people.

Patrick Starfish and Spongebob Squarepants comes to mind when I look at this pic.

I have been acting like a jerk...I don't want to anymore...Change is at hand...its coming and its staying....

Merdeka Day = Public Holiday , Nuff Said

Guess whos back,Shadys back...
Hold up...nah,its just that lazy ass blogger..

It feels like years since I last posted anything...well,technically it has been years since I posted anythign that wasn't meant to pass the time...oh,no worries..it will be another couple of years before my brain decides to come up with something meaningful to write...so lets just settle for what my eyes wanna say...oh and that other one too...ermm,that big fellow..whats his name again...oh,thats right...Skin...

Oh wonderful,Its that Merdeka Post again

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 I got a sms on the eve of Merdeka as well as on the Merdeka day itself.....its from some Negeri Sembilan Menteri Besar....he obviously got the wrong person/number...this is the message...(the spelling is according to the message)

"Salam Kemerdekaan Mun Mei Kay , selamat menyambut hari kemerdekaan yg
53 tahun, mari kita berusaha bersama2 utk mengekalkan kesejahteraan negara,supaya ia akan terus dpt dinikmati oleh semua rakyat di negara yg bertuah ini. Drpd Dato Seri Utama Mohamad Haji Hasan."

2 QUESTIONS...
1.Who the hell is Mun Mei Kay?
and
2.Dato,u mabuk kah?.....

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Pfft...Independence from the British yea...let me rephrase that...FROM THE BRITISH...only..

To be honest,I don't hate this country but I ain't overly ecstatic about Malaysia either...

Everyone who isn't a mindless follower will know exactly what Im talking about...but as usual,the majority of every nation are usually puppets who follow other puppets....

Followers = Mindless Zombies

The difference between the 2 groups of puppets?...

The one in green has a SLIGHTLY higher chance of Social Stability

One group of puppets try to speak with an accent while the other group fail at attempting to speak with an accent...(yes,you know who I mean and no,I don't give a rat's ass about what you think of me..you know its true..)

The guys over at That Effing Show are just plain "AWESOME"...Im surprised they haven't been ISA-ed yet.....got a multi-cultured set of actors/crew members...2 Malays,1 Indian,1 Chinese and 1 Punjabi...Humor and Politics go together perfectly in Malaysia....well,if you look at it...it doesn't just go together perfectly...it is the SAME thing.....its like tomato and tomato...crap,no sound...well,how bout this example...Prostitute and Guest Relations Officer...same thing...

"1Malaysia" is by far the worst attempt to suggest that there isn't any racism in the country..

Seriously,all these talk about "We are Malaysians,not Indian,Chinese,Malay"....then why exactly are there still OFFICIAL FORMS that require you to choose between India/Melayu/Cina ...

For fuck's sake,my RACE is INDIAN and my NATIONALITY is MALAYSIAN...(My gf would say Im lying about the Indian part..=P..so for her sake,my race is CEYLONESE)....

That's right,we have raspberry flavoured tea

Most would call me racist due to my insults about other races...well,I tend to humorously stereotype all races..including my own...but as a matter of fact,I AM NOT RACIST...=D...racism is defined as the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others....
I don't believe my race is superior to other races...I believe I am superior to most individuals..=P
So,that pretty much rules me out of the "Racist" category and puts me into the "Better-than-thou" category...

The phrase "Once in a Blue Moon" has nothing to do with Twilight

oh wow,I totally forgot bout this blog......its been awhile so,I'l just start with some random Life Updates...

-Studying in Sunway College,doing the Sunway Foundation in Arts course(Accounting)..

-Not single anymore..

-Listens to practically Plan B and Example these days...

-Im much better in my People Reading skills now...

-Im pretty honest these days..Dont lie as much as I used to...

-Turns out this blog is making some money...
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Sunway's "How I Met Your Mother" Cast :

Ted - Hashim

Robin - Carolynn

Marshall - Dev

Lily - Fiza

Barney - Kieran

According to Hash,I have all the characteristics of Barney but I have to be Marshall...lol...

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Yeap,I have literally nothing to talk about(as clearly seen by me posting crap like the above)...mainly because I still have English,Maths,Accounts and Culture & Ideas homework to do....Fan-fuckin-tastic...=P


Oh...

SPAIN ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS OF 2010

Culture & Ideas = Pretty cool subject,current topic in class is about the word "Hero" and what it means to us.....I personally prefer the anti-hero...for instance Rorscach(Watchmen) and Deadpool(Marvel).....for me,a hero is defined by his actions and not his personality...I couldnt care less if the guy was in Alcoholic Anonymous the next day,cause today,right now...He did something,others would talk about....That right there....now thats a Hero.....

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Currently hooked on : 

Chase & Status feat Plan B - End Credits

Lie To Me(TV show)

Neuro Linguistic Programming(NLP)

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What I intend to do by the end of the month :

Watch Inception 

Study

Study

Study

Play Foosball in the Student Centre

Watch the World Cup Final

Discover new artists and awesome songs.

You just wanna touch your lips,oh my god I really wanna be those fingertips