Keys to the vip..

This shit is funny...its a channel v show about 2 guys doing 3 challenges and the winner will be invited to a vip party...the game takes place in clubs...its a game to find whos the better playa...there are 4 judges(2 white guys+2 black guys),all self proclaimed players.,.no mexicans?...well,these 4 guys have different tactics to playin...they judge by watchin the 2 contestants on tv..
One episode had this scrawny russian guy who i think is high...vs...this mexican guy who is stoned.....guess who won...neither...the winner was the camera man..they called him 'that guy'..:p..hahaha...well...im gonna continue watchin this...

Kevin Rudolf

Just discovered this talent after listening to 'Let it rock',this dude is good..gonna dl his album coz most of the tracks are quite catchy..at some points generic but still it rocks..
The genre is rock/hip-hop..my two favourite genres are being combined by musical geniuses like kevin rudolf,lil wayne,timbaland and chris cornell...

Night show

Its 3.57am....yes,assholes...i watch gossip girl...

Garena WEEEEEEEEEE

I have become quite famous in Garena(an online gaming server for quite a number of games)....in the Call of Duty 4 Room that is...You see other than my skills ingame...Im also the creator of a virus that has spread like wildfire into the chat rooms and in game chats....this is virus is called the D-Virus....it makes you shout WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......

Here is what happens when someone attacks a member of the WEEE brotherhood...lol....I've gain outside allies too....like Shuemura,Dalehu(Exodus),Takumi

The target is a Malay guy who called Viper gay...lol...Viper is part of the WEEE BROTHERHOOD..:P

My toes..

Mine are special...

Crappy names vol.1

Posting this on the way to aunt's house(ampang)..check out the name of the bus...SEASONICE...its either bad spelling or just a stupid name...heres a couple of ways of reading it aloud..
Season ice
Sea so nice
Sea sonic e
Se aso nice(see ass so nice)
:p.. If he is trying to say season nice..dont save on spelling..u got a damn bus..

Autobot toy

This is a small optimus figure thats in my bro's car...
This bot is pretty heavy due to the legs being made out of metal...
This post doesnt even interest me but im doing this on the phone..:p

Monsta!!

Gayaka!gayaka!..godzilla is here!!

New tag

My bro got me a keychain that suits my personality..:p

Typing errors....

Okay....I just noticed I have ALOT of typing errors in my blog....the post with typing errors are done on laptops....I don't work well with flat surfaces...like the laptop keyboard...I am too lazy to edit the typos....so screw it aite...

Back home

Back home at last.....going back no 19th..but till then HELLO PS2....

Ipoh Day 3

Its my 3rd day here...I went for the diner reception yesterday...it was held at Ipoh Club...I sneaked in the Idriz room...then the Maitre'd kicked me out..lol....well,not realy...he came..and I said I was looking for the restroom....Then he was nice enough to tell me...Down the hall young man....owhkay thanks.....LOL....wanted to enter the Nazrin room but to many people around...the Pool Room was right next..but underage dammit..

The dinner was....well...okay....Don't know anyone there...They made the hall a Prison..And I felt like Micheal Scofield....there are a number of entrances but all are blocked by something...even a cupboard i think...damn....alot of people werestarting to leave...and the newlyweds decided to have photo session at the Bloody entrance...COMEON..WE WANNA LEAVE NOT TAKE PHOTOS!!!....anyway my uncle found an entrance to the pub behind some curtains...FREEDOM...the bartender was like Where the hell you people came from?...could see it in his eyes...LOL...

After that went to my aunty's house and watched tv and also was on the pc there....

Thats all for today...going out to Jusco i think and internet cafe...hope I don't get shot....Ipoh is a very dangerous place these days...

In Ipoh

Guess what..Im in Ipoh...my plans to avoid going failed miserably...so I find myself having to adapt to life here(3 days).....its 4.45am right now....so okay...Im bored...I should be sleeping...anyway hereis some stuffi find funny....

Was in Sunway to pick up my cousin the other day..and you know there is a hotel with a large neon sign which is supposed to say 'Hotel Sunlight'....some of the lights are spoiled so it ends up saying...'Hotel Suni'...Tamil speakers wil understand what I mean...
Still in Sunway,I saw this restaurant...what are the odds of having a same name as what you are selling..Restaurant Sayur-sayuran San Yuan....its like you could just keep saying Sayuan 3 times and stil people would know what you are talking bout..

Im watching Dane Cook on youtube and he said snarky..and he asked people to google it...so...I did...this came up...

SNARKY
A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable.
"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." -Dane Cook

Was on deviant art earlier and saw something funny....How to learn chinese..you need to read it out loud toget the joke....it was damn funny...I will post it later..don't really have the liberty of posting pics right now...

Since I am so god-damn bored....I was surfing friendster....and I notice my name coming up i other peoples conversations a few times....nevermind that...anyway..I also noticed there is an Indian Teen stereotype....nearly every teenage indian girl/boy has some Indian actors face as their profile picture(Asin,Genelia,Jothika,Surya,Vijay,Ajith,Simran) and sometimes even their names....eerie isn't it...Some of you might be thinking...Don't I come under that list.???...well....IM SALONESE....HAHAHAHA......

Thats about it......Might be going Futsal tommorrow...hopefully....

Against my Will...

Well..I am Forced to go to Ipoh for 3 BLOODY DAYS...for what you ask?...I am asking that same F....Bloody question as well...Follow my parents to Ipoh....go for some stupid wedding reception...I don't like wasting time.....Time is Mana....Time is Gold...I DONT LIKE WASTING TIME....

in other news...I got a hair-cut,I am slimmer(I lost the 'spare tyres',I lost my chest fat as well as my stomach....stomach is flat...WELL CLOSE TO FLAT...lol...)

Liverpool won 3-1 against Blackburn yesterday...we are still on top....yeah...

I will add photos later.....now I gotta paly as much games as possible before leaving to desolate Ipoh....If I don't make it back alive...This Blog and all my Possesions shall be equally separated and given to my brothers....No...you don't get any of my stuff....

Late Night Screening

I've been going to this really cool place to watch Movies/Series during the holidays...I go there nearly every night...it starts at about 3am and ends at 7am...its open everyday...there is room for 3-4 people.....the seats are as comfortable as beds...literally....there is a variety of snacks and drinks to choose from....toilets are steps away...ITS SO CONVENIENT....here are some pics i recently took at this exciting place called "MY ROOM"....


External Hard Disk(CHECK),Laptop(CHECK),Pillow(Check),HeadPhones(CHECK),Snacks(CHECK),Drinks(AHH HELL..FORGOT..)


MY PRECIOUS....(its Mixture,its homemade,and it ROCKS)


Eating time..weeee....MUNCH!! MUNCH!! MUNCH!!



I get angry when i run out of snacks...You won't like me when i'm angry!!!


This happens when you lack sleep and also being awake in the 'so-called' Devil's hour....When the demons of hell roams the earth...heard from somewhere....


OKAY...so I need a haircut....

The Return of the Chicken..

Okay,I've been pretty busy these past few weeks/days...which would lead to the my lack of blog posts.....I've become pretty bored when i am free though..haven't played futsal in awhile...Here are things that have caught my attention so far...

-Mumbai Bombing

-My PC is infected with a virus(Chinese Audio being played at random times)
Im currently finding out on google how to remove it.. according to its somehow related to internet explorer..DO NOT GO TO THIS LINK..THIS IS THE ROOT OF THE VIRUS...
(http://www@.@zhenip@.@com/buyip_reload_url.html?url_id=14039&to@_@url=@http%@3A%2F%2Fnews@.@hexun@.@com%2F%3Fb28@)
They said that I should download this program 'HijackThis'...this is able to remove the virus..ask my brother first,before downloading it....

-Won all 3 campaigns of Red Alert 3(Empire of the Sun is my favourite)
The VX-Choppers are crazy...Love the Shogun Ship(Artillery Cruiser)..

-Downloaded some of Kanye West's new songs...

-Addicted to "You Got Me" by One Block Radius

-Finished watching 'Weeds' season 1,season 2,season 3...Last watched is season 4 episode 11..Missing episode 12...but got episode 13...

-Stopped at Dexter (season 1,episode 9)

-Stopped at Burn Notice (season 1,episode 6)

-Watched the worst/shittiest comedy/movie so far..Superhero Movie..it couldnt even bring a smile on my face...

-Liverpool leading the League Table by 1 point...damn West Ham...Could have been 3 points...Torres injured again..zzzz

Here are a couple of pics from Tuition...


The Card Trick craze has begun at tuition..its getting irratating..


The fat chinese hand would be Shawn's....he is fat but he makes fun of fat people ALOT...something that mystifies even me...especially when the truth is...he makes fun of people who are less fat then him...wierd...Asshole grade 1..but still wierd...



We are sitting in the front of the class.....and he stands up and starts to scratch his groin...maybe he thinks no one notices since he is looking out the window...its pitch dark dumbass...got no lights....everyone knows that..lol..doing that while standing = Bad idea....


This Toilet is only for 1-legged men or women...Taken from The mamak under the Tuition centre....Restoran Makbul....


Fat Mouse having another Roti Canai...

Phone test

Testing out w850i..phone 2 blog

My Call of Duty alter-ego

Code name : [P'sB] Dev
Primary Class : Sniper
Weapons : Dragunov ( AcoG Scope )
Inventory: Smoke Grenade
Perk 1 : Bandolier ( Increased Ammo )
Perk 2 : UAV Jammer ( Undetected by Radar )
Perk 3 : Deeper Penetration ( Duh... )

Secondary Class : Commando
Weapons : Dragunov ( AcoG Scope ) , Mini-Uzi ( Silenced )
Inventory : Smoke Grenade
Perk 1 : Claymore
Perk 2 : Overkill ( Carry two Primary weapons )
Perk 3 : Steady Aim ( Increased hip-fire Accuracy )

Update :


I was invited to the [P'sB] clan as the clan sniper...since they don't have a good one according to clan leader Blitz....so far i've met only a couple of clan members such as...

Blitz (Assault)
Drizzle (Shotgun)
Hazmatyre (SMG)
Rtkr (LMG)
Riv3 (Sniper)
Dante (SMG)

This is what you do when you feel bored..



Don't ask me what he's doing....



This is what happens when the whole clan(Marines + Opposition forces) decide to meet in one room..and some idiot decides to throw a grenade in it....yeap...im that idiot...hehehe

Another day....

Every day has its ups and downs....

lets start with the Upsides..

- Learned something ( Tuition )
- Laughed like hell at tuition..due to certain stuff...
- Pro Evo Soccer 09 works...it didnt work for a week or so..
- Downloaded a couple of good songs in my opinion...

now...the Downsides...

- Tuition ( 4-5 bloody hours )
- Physics teacher came late so blew 1 hour at tuition..Im not fond of wasting time..
- Some stuff...I don't feel like explaining...too lazy...

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Music Update :




I've recently developed a sudden liking to Avenged Sevenfold's music....not all...I am still not a big fan of Screaming for no reason and heavy guitars...Yeah...I know..
they look like fags...but still...I think I might have hurt someone with that last comment...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT..but two song really caught my ears...
-"Gunslinger"
-"A Little Piece of Heaven"



"Gunslinger" is pretty good...I think its one of the songs in Jarheads...Jarheads is a good movie by the way....a movie about the lives of soldiers in Iraq...
"A Little Piece of Heaven" sounds good at certain parts due to the orchestra like music and I prefer the 2nd half of the song actually......but it has one of the sickest music videos...check out youtube if you wanna know what I mean...




Anyone heard of Bloodhound Gang??I doubt it...I was watching MTV Cribs the other day...and the one of the houses was owned by this guy called "Evil Jared Hasselhoff"...yeap...thats right...he has evil in his name...but his beard fits the rocker style...his house is pretty small for a celeb...okay..it looks like shit..but he has this TV set with XBOX 360,Sony PS3,Nintendo Wii , Atari and a bunch of consoles hooked up to it...Anyway..he is the Guitarist for the band....I decided to check out youtube....and I like two of their songs...

-"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss"
-"Bad Touch"

They are a mix of..Techno,Rock and White Rap...more towards Techno....check out these two songs....sounds good...

I manage to Download full versions of "Scream" and "Long Gone" both Chris Cornell songs.....and they sound REALLY good...

I decided to check out my Runescape account...yes,i used to play that crap...a long time ago....this is the front screen of the game..the moment I logged in...



I went to the In-Game Bank...BLOODY HELL....where the hell is my armor,weapon,food,runes and most of all...MONEY...all my money is gone...I might have been hacked or the game company,Jagex decided to remove it because I havent logged in quite a long time...Im not heart broken..but..I spent alot of time on this dumb game...stopped this for Maple...even blew shit load of time in Maple...by the way...Maple was crap as well...

Football Update :

Brazil thrashed Portugal 6-2...Im like hell yeah...Im not a fan of Brazil but I don't really like Portugal either...so...WOOO......Spain won Chile 3-0...YEAH...Torres got on the score sheets...eeheh...Holland beat Sweden 3-1....Kuyt got on the score sheets as well..yeah....good day for Liverpool players...England beat Germany 2-1...Terry(England Captain) saved his ass by scoring the winning goal...especially since the Germany goal was pretty much his fault...Watch the replay and check out his expression....the moment Helmes(Germany no.9)passed him and pushed the ball in between Carson's legs(England Goalie)....2 words going through the minds of Carson and Terry....OH SHIT....I kinda slept off and woke up later at 2pm..haha...had classes 2 hours later..

OKAY...thats it for today...oh wait...end it with current playlist...

Chris Cornell - Long Gone
Chris Cornell - Scream
Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven
Avenged Sevenfold - Gunslinger
Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife
Avenged Sevenfold - Seize the Day
Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch (also known as Discovery Channel)
Bloodhound Gang - I Love Marijuana
Gnarls Barkley - Would-be Killer
Gnarls Barkley - Run
Gnarls Barkley - Gone Daddy Gone
Saving Abel - Addicted
Nidji - Shadows
Nidji - Heaven
Simple Plan - Generation
Kanye West - Love Lockdown
Ladytron - Ghosts ( Blestination Remix )
Mark Grigsby - Deep and Hard ( Call of Duty 4 rap )
Keane - Spiralling

Tuition ( Pissed off mood )

HELL...Kasturi tuition begins today...1 hour 40 mins time to be precise....BLOODY HELL......its about 5 hours..more or less..and this crappy time period will be going on from tuesday to friday for the next...4/5 weeks......really who in their right mind can learn during long hours....for example...SCHOOL...anyone learned anything from school??...NO....thats because what we learn in school , we don't really use in real life...well certain things..but grab a bloody book for crying out loud...you can learn everything u need from that one thick ass book....add maths..I wanna be a pilot...do i need add maths?....i wanna be a music producer...do I need add maths??....i wanna be an engineer....wait,i think that does need add maths....not sure...will check up with my bro later...i doubt it...haven't seen him do any add maths when he is working...I wanna be a IT consultant/Techie...do i need add maths??ive seen my bro do alot of numbers n words(C++ Codes and shit...)but i highly doubt there is add maths..PC codes are way harder than stupid add maths...teach us C++ and we might actually be learning something...especially since the world revolves around technology nowadays...I mean maybe they are trying to prevent hackers...cause young,reckless...has knowledge of pc...

to be continued....thum thum thum...

Dexter

I've recently regained full mobility of my legs....well...because,yesterday I was limping the whole day....

My left calf muscle was stiff the moment i woke up yesterday morning....i've gotten this before but i've never had to go through that the whole day...usually it wears off after a couple of minutes...perhaps its because of futsal the day before...ahh..screw it..im back to full fitness and ready to play..

Was watching the UEFA Champions League Magazine Show on ESPN awhile ago...and i saw the Ajax Academy Students were practicing with Tennis Balls.....I PRACTICE WITH TENNIS BALLS....and it does work...my ball control while dribbling is pretty stable.....with a real football ofcourse...

Last night,Jay(eldest bro),Jvan(second bro) and I was watching Dexter season 1 (TV Series)...Jvan had it in his laptop.....its 1 hour each episode.....we saw bout 5 episodes i think....both of them had work the next day....so we stopped at 2am....yeap...very hardworking brothers...lol....they don't really have much to do at work actually.....ANYWAY...



Dexter is about this Blood Splatter Analyst(forensics) in the Miami P.D....he solves murders but he also is a murderer....well he only hunts those that have done bad things....he was adopted by a respected police officer....the father notices that he has urges to kill...so he decides to teach Dexter how to channel it....use it for good...he teaches him how to cover his tracks and stuff like that..he has a sister who is also a cop...my drink is waiting for me downstairs....




mains storyline for season 1 is...there is a killer that chops up bodies and drains blood from them....he finds out what dexter is doing..and decides to play with him...



Rather few lead characters....there is
Lt.Maria(likes Dexter,hates the sister),
Sgt.Stokes(hates Dexter,says f*ck in every sentence),
Det.Angel(the mexican cop),
Debbie (the sister),
Julia (the Girlfriend),
Morgan (the father,dead but he is always in flashbacks)



thats pretty much it...im just too lazy to type anymore.

Liverpool 2-0 Bolton

woohoo...liverpool won 2-0 and are now top of the league...at the moment..goals by Stevie G and Kuyt.....Aurelio and Torres with assist...should have been 7-1 though...

FUN...

Okay lets start from the beginning...today,I went out with a couple of my buddies to the local internet cafe...to play the usual game..Call of Duty 4 (COD4)...I stop Dota-ing for quite some time now...might start back...anyway....heres what i did so far..

4.00 am - Slept while HP music playing ( saving abel-addicted ),and also fish and
chips breath after eating it at 3.00 am...hey its leftovers from dinner...

7.00 am - Woke up to the alarm sound of...Simple plan - Generation....no one else is
awake..might as well head downstairs....thirsty....FRIDGE....2 mugs of
water....1 mug of soya....okay im quenched...turn on the T.V...channel
surfing(711,712,713,714,715,710,411,412,413,811,812,813,814)...settled on
812...first edition was on...(First Edition is a football program)...it
suddenly struck my mind..perhaps i should do something productive..EXERCISE
Did those stomach crunchy thingies...ran up and down the hall and dining
area...jumped..alot...

7.45 am - Mum came down saw me running like a crazy bugger...coffee...finished my
coffee...saw drogba showing his middle finger to the Burnley fans and also
throwing a coin at them....yea..droggie....keep doing that...you might
just be banned from playing football for life...read the papers...yes i
read the papers..btw..i have more general knowledge than the average
asshole..i mean student...

8.30 am - Bath

9.00 am - TPH followed me.....dad dropped me off at the Alam Megah CC....

9.05 am - saw Kel....only 3 of us...waited awhile for the other 3...

9.10 am - Paid 2 hours...COD4...lets rock and roll..

11.10 am -Decided to top-up...1 more hour...

12.10 pm - game ended...AS USUAL.....im the king...top killer in every
game....sniper + knifer....hehehe...oh wait one game i wasnt top
fragger....but i got reason...i was sms-ing....so i joined the game
pretty late...but still i ended up 2nd top fragger..5 of us decided to go
futsal..at school...

1/2 sumthin pm - tired....cant remember the time...sleepy....i gotta learn how to
bloody well shoot...god-dammit....well at least i can dribble and
pass well...hehehe.....scored 2 goals...back heeled the
ball....both times...ahha

back home now...later at 8.40 got liverpool vs bolton..bro just came back from singapore...at this very moment actually..haha....

Car Accident 1

the above pretty much looks like its somewhere far from Malaysia...due to the cars on the street...anyway...my friend sent me this in an e-mail...and the funny thing if you have a mind like mine........you tend to criticize everything...i should be feeling...Oh My God....but in my mind....im thinking....what is with the bloody lines..why are there so many god damn lines on the road...and also...that guy walking on the road...why are you walking on the road..both sides of traffic are obviously stopped...meaning its probably red...and only the road you are walking on is green..cars would be either accelerating from your direction or opposite...(left to right)...and the car that is flying....you must also be driving pretty fast to fly that much..i think its called...err whats the word...MOMENTUM...dumb ass drivers...dumb ass pedestrians...

This is apperently taken from a traffic camera..im not so sure about that...it looks rather edited...oh well...i shoudnt really be criticizing this..whether its real or not..it remains to be seen...so...i take back whatever i said..well...not really..

At School

The Young Chicken aka Chick ( Dianne )


The Bamboo Stick ( Anushka )i dont really kno her...but she has a nick..so wat the hell..


The Hippo ( Sabrina )


The Pandarazzi ( Khoo )

Stolen Joke(BLOG-SURFING)

If you don't understand why the stock markets are plunging and everything is so screwed up, let me explain.

Once upon a time in a village in Africa, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.

The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50.'

The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to the stock market!

Survey 1

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
Dev-myself...

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Sleeping...no wait..ps2...oh wait that was day before yesterday...so..sleeping it is...

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Blogging...CoD4-ing...Chattin on Msn..

4. What happened to you in 2006?
Do i look like i remember?

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
*********CENSORED**********

6. How many beverages did you have today?
3 = Cup of Coffee,Soya Bean and Water

7. What color is your hairbrush?
I Don't comb my hair...

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
a Can Drink...can't remember what it was..Kickapoo I suppose..

9. Where were you last night?
at home..chattin on msn...

10. What color is your front door?
Brown..standard wood finish...I dont exactly live in Charlie bloody Chocalate factory..

11. Where do you keep your change?
Up my ass...wanna c??

12. What’s the weather like today?
I would ask you the same question...

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
The best would be.....lemon...

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
No...do you?

16. Are you over the age of 25?
No...are you over 25?

17. Do you talk a lot?
that remains to be seen...perhaps....at the moment its pretty lonely..

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
A couple of episodes when im extremely bored...why would anyone watch that crap?..

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Yea...a number of em...but they all happend to be Gay,wears thick framed glasses and has spiky hair...

20. Do you make up your own words?
Yes...understand me do you?

21. Are you a jealous person?
Not Really...depends on what actually...

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
i kno alot of people named A..i call them everyday...ASSHOLES...

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘Z’.
err...who the ..oh yea...Zhi yuin

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
My phone is downstairs...im not about to get up and go get it...so screw you...

25. What does the last text message you received say?
"im pregnant"...haha just kiddin....it actually says..."Bro,tomro who's comin?"

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Yes...think..Bernoulli's principle...

27. Do you have curly hair?
My hair is curly and straight...some would call that wavey...

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Downstairs..its a delightful place with a T.V...

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Me...im also the most polite person you would meet...

30. What was the last thing you ate?
Fillet-o-Fish (lunch)

31. Will you get married in the future?
Yes...

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
James Bond - Quantum of Solace

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
im gonna do a reflective answer....I like MYSELF..

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Earlier in the morning...

35. Are you currently depressed?
No..just bored...wanna fight?

36. Did you cry today?
No..y the hell wud i be doin dat...

37. Why did you answer and post this?
I thought it was entertaining....

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
Screw you...

Movie Review : Dark Knight

The very 1st Movie review....Bond does not count..will write bout Bond later...ANYWAY...here is The Dark Knight...

This is undoubtly the Movie of The Year...really...what in the hells could top this fantastic storyline/cast/script....maybe the next director would have to make a deal with the Devil....im not even sure the next Batman can top this...sure you got Jim Carrey as the Riddler..but Heath Ledger(R.I.P)...maybe the only person who could top him as the Joker is...WILL SMITH...ahhahahah.....i mean come on...any other better actors than these too....

Batman Begins was very...err...well as the name suggests...its how he started..how he began as the Batman..well..that movie was fine..but this is about..5-6 times better..lol...Most of the plot revolved around his past..very little was left for his enemies..please scarecrow...is like an average henchman with lines....The movie did end with the Joker’s card..giving a hint as to who was gonna be the baddie in the next movie...




The first scene of Heath Ledger. He was not playing a role in a movie, he was The Joker.This was not Heath Ledger,all his other movies potray him as the softer...more gentleman like kinda guy...this is the only joker i have ever seen...Jack Nicholson's was more a joke than the Joker....really...i mean yea i know..he was supposed to be family friendly joker..but still..saddens me that the Joker in the past was so...STUPID...yea thats right..i said it..Jack Nicholson did a useless joker...Got a problem with that?



There was more details on the villains this time and the story was much more rich because of it....The humor in this movie is known as Black Humour...no...its not racist..its also known as dark humour...There were times when there was laughter ringing throughout the theatre...His jokes/actions was good...especially the Magic Trick(The Dissapearing Pen)...This was how I imagined The Joker would be in real life...

Harvey Dent,not much to say..everyone who reads the batman comics knows...Harvey is Two-Face...so...yea...Aaron Eckhart plays a pretty good Harvey...the White Knight...as opposed to the Dark Knight....last i saw him..was in that movie about Cigarettes....the name....cant remember...oh yea..Thanks for Smoking...he plays a spokesperson for a cigarette company...and he talks about all he bullshit they do...like the fake research centre...and how he screws over his boss and a reporter..thats about it really for Dent/Aaron Eckhart...

Christian Bale was solid as usual...he is the Batman..yet sadly...Heath has stole the limelight from him....i for one criticize Bale...well not really him..its just his suit..its so....Superman-ish...slimfit..haha..The voice changing is rather funny....my outlook on it changed after watchin a youtube video....Go check it out yourselves....im lazy to put the link..so i will tell you how to find it...



step 1 : google " Youtube "
step 2 : in Youtube.com, search for " Joker Interrogation "
step 3 : Pick the video that looks like a comedy..it either has a face of
batman/joker on it..
step 4 : Laugh...


All this series is missing is an indian guy....ahhahaha.....i forgot bout my biggest dissapointment of the whole movie....GET A BETTER LOOKIN GIRL...i mean please...she looks like Bale's grandma...thank god she dies at the end...coudnt stand her if she came back in the next one...well they might have saved on costs...cause if the enxt movie she comes back as a zombie...they wouldnt have much work to do..cause she looks like a ready made zombie...

Overall....The Dark Knight gets an Impressive...(9.0/10)
the heroine really screwed up the perfect score...

My Buddies 3

The Panda ( Jin )


The Toad ( Kel )


The Fish ( Sherise )


The Sun ( Zhi )


The Chicken ( Zhi ){2 names}

My Buddies 2

The Penguin ( TPH )


The Pig (John)


The Bull ( Magen ){Cicak's Gay Partner}


The Frog ( Mak )


The Orang Utan ( Max )