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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Transformers : More than Meets the EYE.....wait thats gundam..shud be eyes right..


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Okay...I might not be updating for sometime....MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT...okay...
Will be watching Transformers on the 23rd....YEAP..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA......tickets got already...best part is...its before the premiere...THANK YOU JEYAN..WEEEEEEE.....

Was talking with a friend last night/morning?..i still think of 2 as last night..lol...couldnt concentrate on my game though..i mean playing football with ur head tilted sideways to hold the phone?..seriously..its hard...ANYWAY,we started talking about transformers.....then we started making fun of it,star wars and LOTR...and the people we see in a movie theatre....

-Lightsabers are actually transperent sticks with neonlights....

-You do not wanna get beaten by a stick...that explains why they are so frightened of lightsabers...

-Jedi's are vegeterians and PETA members...

-Sith are Bored people with tasers connected to their hands..

-The older version of the Hulk is Yoda....When he was younger he grew mega big....when he is old..he is bloody small.....The Hulk had speech difficulties....Yoda has speech...wait..nope no change there...LOL...

-Lasers are not real...they are just bullets with Neon lights around it...

-MTV "Pimp My Saber"

-Darth Sidious should be called Darth Hidious...

-Things not to do while sitting in the movie theatre watching TRANSFORMERS

>Oii...why the bugger never change yet...

>Make shh shh shh shh(transforming sound) whenever it they a transformer appears on the screen...

>Throw popcorn at the screen whenever Megatron appears...

>Start unzipping pants whenever Megan Fox appears...

>Start saying "OMG she is hot...!!!" very loudly....(she doesnt agree with it)

>Everytime Shia Lebouf appears...Holy shit...scream "EVEN STEVENS IS ACTING IN THIS MOVIE!!!"...

>The moment the movie ends and the lights begin to turn on..scream"MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!"

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