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Friday, July 3, 2009

National Service



So......I got picked....they sent me "Tahniah anda telah dipilih untuk menyertai bla bla bla bla"...the moment i got the messege...I replied...."I DON'T WANNA GO,TOLONG KELUARKAN NAMA SAYA DARIPADA LIST KHIDMAT NEGARA,TERIMA KASIH,THANK YOU..."...lol....


At least get to use the gun....HOPEFULLY...>.<


GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.....




But seriously....why do we need NATIONAL SERVICE.....
DO WE HAVE ENEMIES?...nope...
DO WE INVADE OTHER COUNTRIES?...nope....
IS OUR ARMY WHICH IS SENT TO OTHER COUNTRIES EVEN EFFECTIVE???...nope....
IS 3 MONTHS OF THIS CRAP GONNA INCREASE RACIAL HARMONY?...well,I dont f***ing think so....
WHO IS THE TRAINER IN THE CAMP?...some puberty stricken mat rempit who volunteers to escape prison...
ARE THERE ANY DEATHS?...according to government controlled media...very few mah....according to reality.....ALOT...
WHO SHOULD REALLY BE DOING NATIONAL SERVICE?...the old fart who proposed this stupid idea...

I don't get the point of this crap....and dont intend to.....all those adverts on people coming back...saying" i miss my friends , i miss this i miss that...it was fun....bla bla bla bla..."...well the real interviews go like this..."THANK GOD,THIS CRAP IS FINALLY OVER....Im 3 months pregnant,they said it was orientation week.....the trainer touched me..then he touched himself..then the trainer touched the other trainer.....then the trainer touched THE DOG....."

advice for people going to NS....feel free to ask me if you don't understand..
- DO NOT PICK UP THE SOAP....
- ALWAYS FILL YOUR UNDERWEAR WITH TISSUE PAPER...front and behind...
- AVOID BENDING OVER UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECCESSARY...
- ALWAYS CARRY A CAN OF MACE...
- DO NOT SMILE AT THE DUDE THATS RUBBING YOU WITH HIS HANDS...MAKE HIM KNOW...YOU DONT GO THAT WAY...
- ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU CARRY A SMALL ANTISEPTIC CREAM TUBE.....TO AVOID FEELING PAIN....YES,IT IS A LUBRICANT....

3 comments:

SheRise said...
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SheRise said...

oh dear, i seriously dun understand any of your advice dei?? i mean like why would you need lubricant? and what? dun pick up a soap? huh?? fill your underwear with tissues? LOL whats the use of it?? carry a can of mace? wth man??

Dev said...

Sherise.....You seriously dont get it meh?