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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Did someone say "Politically Incorrect" ?


Its not exactly fun growing up now is it?...
no,I lied...its bloody fun...=D

Summer Jobs 1

Summer Jobs 2

Summer Jobs 3
Summer Jobs 3 (What happened during the job)

Sometimes,not everything is not fake..=P

Exactly why you gotta wait till the end to get the whole story...

Poncho,would you be my Pinata?

Target Audience : Zombies


Snowmen Penthouse

A Good Husband isn't always a Good Father..

That reminds me....I've got a presentation about gays tomorrow...

This is Safety Messages at its best...

Friday, September 24, 2010

Reality Rather Than Romance Should Be The Prime Factor In Choosing A Life Partner

I am sleepy as fuck....

I hate assignments that are due on the very next day it is given.This is an example of one of these crappy ass assignments...especially when I ain't exactly feeling too good.Oh bloody hell,now I've gotta write a critical thinking report as well as create some accounting documents.
This is the one I did for English about 5 minutes ago,while listening to Tempest and Hold Your Colour by Pendulum.Ironic topic but hell,I ain't complaining as long as the bloody thesis statement and organizational pattern of the essay is correct.Another reason why I love free articles,You are not constricted to a certain format and this allows your creativity to unleash itself like a bloody lion in heat.( The sentence I just wrote is a clear example that I am sleepy as hell.)

A Dose of Fake Reality

 Reality Rather Than Romance Should Be The Prime Factor In Choosing A Life Partner
                Since the dawn of time, mankind has always made important decisions that are heavily influenced by emotions. One of these important decisions would be choosing a life partner. Some would say that we should choose our life partner based on personal advantage rather than the way we feel. I believe that romance or the way we feel should be the primary factor and reality or personal advantage should be the secondary factor in choosing a life partner.

            Love is a virtue representing all human kindness, compassion and affection. To ignore it would be blasphemous, especially in decisions related to relationships. It has been known in previous cases of various origins that love affects an individual’s determination in an extremely positive manner. For instance, a couple is studying in college and at the end of the year, the girl would be furthering her studies abroad as she has received a scholarship. This is indeed a dilemma as the idea of long-distance relationships has not exactly been widely successful but because of this unfortunate event, the boy will now be determined to work harder in his studies in order for him to receive the opportunity to further his studies abroad in the same country his girlfriend will be studying in. The love the boy has for the girl is so strong that he wishes to continue being with her and thus, he decides to improve himself in order for him to be with her. Some people require a psychological nudge to achieve their full potential and usually it is the love and emotions they have for another which allows them to obtain this determination which is required to be successful in their endeavors. This is indeed a very positive influence in our lives as love allows us to become better people and this further proves why we should allow romance to be the primary factor instead of reality.

            The foundation of a relationship must be based on trust, intimacy and love for it to last. To lack one of these factors would be disastrous to the lifespan of the relationship. If one was to choose realistic factors such as social status and financial status instead of trust, intimacy and love, then the relationship will surely fail. It would be naïve to believe that one who chooses a life partner based on financial and social status would receive the same level of happiness and peace of mind compared to one who chooses a life partner based on intimate feelings. A wealthy and beautiful life partner obviously has aesthetic value but it is a proven fact that it does not provide the happiness required for one to be complete and achieve the peace of mind required for one to lead a stress-free life. This is but another reason why romance should be the primary factor and not reality.

            Those who say that reality should be the primary factor in choosing a life partner instead of romance are usually pointing out the fact that choosing a life partner based on social and financial status would grant better social and financial security. This is a foolish concept as social and financial security is not necessarily guaranteed should you ignore romance in choosing a life partner. Mankind would never improve if no risks were taken and in respect to the topic of relationships, the risk is very small and can be considered as safe as the security that is said to be offered by choosing a life partner based on reality.

            The reasons stated in this article are very much in support of romance being the primary factor in a relationship and it is backed by psychological theories and facts that have been obtained from various sources and researches across the world. Lastly, I would like to reiterate my stand on this topic which is, romance should always be the prime factor in choosing a life partner instead of reality.

Monday, September 20, 2010

The Guy Ritchie Post

Guy Ritchie is without a doubt my favorite director...I mean,look at these 4 movies and if you haven't watched them....WATCH THEM....
  1. Sherlock Holmes (2009) 
  2. Rock n Rolla (2008) 
  3. Snatch. (2000)
  4. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
 Most of movies tend to have multiple story lines ongoing at the same time, which would eventually coincide with each other.The location is usually the slums of London and revolves around British Mobsters. What sets his movies apart from the rest is the way humour,intelligence and character relation is formed...and it is just genius...(the bloody good acting by the cast members helps too..)

Movie Quotes

"There's no school like the old school, and I'm the fucking headmaster"
- Lenny (Rock N Rolla )

"If a slap don't work, you cut 'em or you pay 'em, but you keep your receipts, cos this ain't the Mafia"
- Archie ( Rock N Rolla )

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!"
 - Tom (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting."
 - Bacon (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else."
- Bacon (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"How terrible is wisdom, when it brings no profit to the wise."
 - Lord Coward ( Sherlock Holmes )

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
- Bullet Tooth Tony ( Snatch )

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
-Brick Top ( Snatch )

Don't ask me why I am writing this...its just that I saw Rock n Rolla and had nothing to blog about...so there ya go...

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

My mind,be it idle or occupied is still the devil's workshop...


Ladies and gentlemen,its that time of the week again....

Fairly Interesting Screenshots 
 p.s Before you read the youtube comments : I am not a Muslim,I believe in equality...I believe in a superior being (commonly defined as god) but I do not put much of trust in religion though...

oh and my youtube user name is " Devberzerker56 " ...and yes,I know berzerker is spelt berserker...its just that I've got skillz that killz yo,its shiznit yo..for sho shizle ma nizzle...( im bad at this...)

I decided to comment on the "Four Lions" trailer because I began to get annoyed by the constant comments by ignorant individuals that fail to understand anything beyond 9/11 and what the paper feeds them.

Then,there was this one dude who decided to reply to my comment.

So I decided to enlighten this religionist dumbass about life.

He became even more delusional and then my reply is above his comment.

Some guys who decided to reply to that dude who was calling me an idiot.

Another reply from someone else to that dude who asked me to fuck off.

7 people = World Record...Is it just me or is 7 people just "TOO" many people.

Patrick Starfish and Spongebob Squarepants comes to mind when I look at this pic.
I have been acting like a jerk...I don't want to anymore...Change is at hand...its coming and its staying....

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Merdeka Day = Public Holiday , Nuff Said

Guess whos back,Shadys back...
Hold up...nah,its just that lazy ass blogger..

It feels like years since I last posted anything...well,technically it has been years since I posted anythign that wasn't meant to pass the time...oh,no worries..it will be another couple of years before my brain decides to come up with something meaningful to write...so lets just settle for what my eyes wanna say...oh and that other one too...ermm,that big fellow..whats his name again...oh,thats right...Skin...

Oh wonderful,Its that Merdeka Post again

 I got a sms on the eve of Merdeka as well as on the Merdeka day itself.....its from some Negeri Sembilan Menteri Besar....he obviously got the wrong person/number...this is the message...(the spelling is according to the message)

"Salam Kemerdekaan Mun Mei Kay , selamat menyambut hari kemerdekaan yg
53 tahun, mari kita berusaha bersama2 utk mengekalkan kesejahteraan negara,supaya ia akan terus dpt dinikmati oleh semua rakyat di negara yg bertuah ini. Drpd Dato Seri Utama Mohamad Haji Hasan."

1.Who the hell is Mun Mei Kay?
2.Dato,u mabuk kah?.....


Pfft...Independence from the British yea...let me rephrase that...FROM THE BRITISH...only..

To be honest,I don't hate this country but I ain't overly ecstatic about Malaysia either...

Everyone who isn't a mindless follower will know exactly what Im talking about...but as usual,the majority of every nation are usually puppets who follow other puppets....

Followers = Mindless Zombies

The difference between the 2 groups of puppets?...

The one in green has a SLIGHTLY higher chance of Social Stability

One group of puppets try to speak with an accent while the other group fail at attempting to speak with an accent...(yes,you know who I mean and no,I don't give a rat's ass about what you think of me..you know its true..)

The guys over at That Effing Show are just plain "AWESOME"...Im surprised they haven't been ISA-ed yet.....got a multi-cultured set of actors/crew members...2 Malays,1 Indian,1 Chinese and 1 Punjabi...Humor and Politics go together perfectly in Malaysia....well,if you look at it...it doesn't just go together perfectly...it is the SAME thing.....its like tomato and tomato...crap,no sound...well,how bout this example...Prostitute and Guest Relations Officer...same thing...

"1Malaysia" is by far the worst attempt to suggest that there isn't any racism in the country..

Seriously,all these talk about "We are Malaysians,not Indian,Chinese,Malay"....then why exactly are there still OFFICIAL FORMS that require you to choose between India/Melayu/Cina ...

For fuck's sake,my RACE is INDIAN and my NATIONALITY is MALAYSIAN...(My gf would say Im lying about the Indian part..=P..so for her sake,my race is CEYLONESE)....

That's right,we have raspberry flavoured tea

Most would call me racist due to my insults about other races...well,I tend to humorously stereotype all races..including my own...but as a matter of fact,I AM NOT RACIST...=D...racism is defined as the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others....
I don't believe my race is superior to other races...I believe I am superior to most individuals..=P
So,that pretty much rules me out of the "Racist" category and puts me into the "Better-than-thou" category...