Speak and Thou Shall Be Heard

Monday, October 11, 2010

They say anything is possible and life is just another obstacle,well show me the Manual and the man responsible

Lets start off with a quote..
Albert Einstein - Compared to him you are a shaved monkey
 Albert Einstein says..

"We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books . It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God. We see a universe marvelously arranges and obeying certain laws, but only dimly understand these laws. Our limited minds cannot grasp the mysterious force that moves the constellations."

What do you do if you are too lazy to blog something new?

well,you rip a post of someone else's blog of course..

This is something that was ripped off Afizan's blog and re-edited with pictures and less words...

Dear Girls (from us guys)... 

A hypochondriac is someone who suffers from extreme depression of mind that is based on imaginary physical ailment.

Don't talk about your ex-boyfriends. 
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.
When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous. 
You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust. 

Imagine the Pink Shirt Dude is the Boyfriend

We don't care if you talk to other guys. 
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

I may not have a lemon slice for my drink but I know

Don't allow guys to flirt with you when we're not around. 
We'll find out. Trust me. 
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed. 
Not with the guy but you...



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