Speak and Thou Shall Be Heard

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

MALAYsia's Language capabilities are gradually decreasing...

owhkay..so was waiting for my dad to pick me up after tuition.....and there was this malay family sitting at the mamak shop...(table right beside where im standing)..
this couple with their two young kids..one is a baby while another looks like 6/7.....so they are all laughing and talking....in malay right....and suddenly the father decides to speak English...he says to the 6/7 year old kid...
"Go and a wash your hands.."....he keeps repeating it...
"go and a wash your hands..."
"go and a wash your hands.."...okay dude....there is no "a" in that bloody sentence...

then his next sentence....im guessing he feels he wants to set himself apart from everyone else with bombastic english.....this is what he says to his daughter...

"You want me to say how many multiples?"....WTF.....i mean seriously....What the F....
he repeated it again.....thinking he what he just said was great....

it should be : "How many times do you want me to say it?"
for Malaysia...this also can...:"You want me to say how many times?"

but...noooooo...this genius thought that times in that phrase means multiple.....
its like saying in BM..:Berapa kali....which becomes...Berapa darab....

haiz......addmaths replacement class was close to empty...thus making it so bloody cold....none of my male friends came....lazy buggers.....so ended up sitting with 2 girls who are potentially both of my friend's girlfriends....haha...i might end up getting killed for typing this by either one the chicks or 1 of the guys....or all 4 of em...

came back home.....studied abit...and now typing this...TADAAA...

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